World Naked Bike Ride – LA, 2019 (NSFW)

The World Naked Bike Ride is back this year in LA with a date of June 25. I expect I’ll be in it. So I thought I’d re-post this essay in anticipation of participating.

Right outside the Disney Center, downtown LA

Every year there is this bike ride, the World Naked Bike Ride. It happens in cities across the world. Officially it is a protest against (fill in the blank). This year people were demonstrating concerning carbon emissions, fossil fuel dependence, Guantanamo Bay, LGBTQ+ issues, body positivity, and of course, bicycle safety awareness. The rule is to be “bare as you dare”.

This year in LA it was June 22nd, the day after World Naked Hiking Day. About 400 people showed up.

Frontpage advertising in Chinatown!
Frontpage advertising in Chinatown!

Almost by accident, the City of LA never passed a law against nudity, (neither did the county) so here we can theoretically be bare. City (and County) Parks and Rec have their own rules. We are not welcome there. Yet.

There is a state law against lewd behavior. Back when CA was actually somewhat progressive, the state courts ruled that “nude is not lewd”. So unless you are getting aroused or trying to arouse someone else (admittedly a subjective call) you can’t be tried for a felony or as a sex offender no matter where in the state you are. That’s a big relief. Those places where simple nudity is illegal in CA are because of a local ordinance, usually just an infraction.

World Naked Bike Ride Los Angeles 2017
Crossing over US 101on the overpass, on our way to downtown.

This doesn’t mean you can just disrobe and walk down Main Street at lunch hour and not be hassled. If (probably when) someone makes a complaint there are other ways to legally bedevil you, starting from simply ordering you to get dressed, to citing you for disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, or causing a traffic hazard, to pulling you in for a nonjudicial mental health check. Charges will probably be dismissed but you’ve still been hassled.

But if you give notice – and make it a free speech issue – you can do it.

You see them popping up in many cities across the US. Chicago, San Francisco, Seattle, Denver Austin, and others. Not many in conservative areas tho. Freedom is revolutionary.

For today, my wife joined me on the ride and took photos. She kept her clothes on. It isn’t about making people get naked. It is about allowing people the freedom to be who they want to be and to dress as they please.

Some people make a big deal worrying about anatomy interacting with a bicycle seat or excessive amounts of sweat or even bodily fluids on the bike seat. They are illusions. People who actually ride in these events know better.

What is the point of this exercise in nonconformity? For one thing, a demonstration that such a thing can happen without the world collapsing. It didn’t, any more than it collapsed when gays won the right to marry or schools were integrated. Autos didn’t careen off the road as people looked either at us or away from us. Children did not run away screaming and traumatized.

This is from the LA 2019 morning ride.

Only a few dogs barked. OTOH, maybe a few parents were coaxed into discussions they had been avoiding. Perhaps a good thing?

Photo credit: Asleep Hernandez. The hearts are due to Facebook.

Another is desensitization. You’re driving down the street and see naked bicyclists. The next time you see something similar it will have less effect on you. Do it enough times and it would become unremarkable. And the police escort tells everyone it is legal. There is an almost universal assumption that it isn’t.


I would have a naked bike ride every week if I could. Eventually, open nudity would become a ho-hum thing. No big court cases, no painful struggle. Nudies could “win” and nobody would need to “lose”. It would become a fashion statement. (At least in LA. Burbank might take a lot longer.)

There is also a powerful element of self-actualization here. Why do we have gay pride parades? Hell, why have a St. Patrick Day parade? It is a political and social assertion of one’s existence. It is a celebration of ourselves. The Irish have long been deeply incorporated into society. Gays are a more recent addition to the fold and still not accepted in some areas. Nudies? Well, our path to acceptance and incorporation into the broader fabric of society has only begun.

The problem is that the nudie closet can be quite comfortable.

Still, you gotta start somewhere. We need to celebrate being us and being ok. Not hiding in the closet.

Most riders do nothing to hide their identities. You’re going down major streets in the heart of LA and being covered by news crews. Pictures of you are almost certain to be plastered all over the internet. What if your friends see you? Which ones will you lose? What if your employer sees you? You could be fired. Your pastor? Your parents? How about that creepy guy next door? What might happen?

To be vulnerable is to take a risk. Bad things can happen. Unlike other groups, a nudie has no legal recourse against discrimination.

world naked bike ride la 2017
World Naked Bike Ride Los Angeles – 2017 (from Facebook)


There were two runs. The morning ride was about 5+ miles and basically looped around downtown LA. We were about 400 strong.

The afternoon ride was 7 miles out to the Spoke Bicycle Cafe near Glassel Park and 6 miles back. Since most of the riders aren’t in particularly good bike riding shape, a lot of effort went into minimizing the hills that had to be traversed. Tough to do with the morning ride. Downtown LA has a lot of hills. Right and left turns and traffic lights slowed progress to about 5 mph. The slow speed and frequent stops made for a bit of frustration.

The cafe’s clientele didn’t jump up and leave when hundreds of nude riders showed up. However, there were a couple of small warning signs up and maybe the staff had mentioned it. About all I can say there.

The return was quicker. A couple of miles on the LA River bike path. Delicious afternoon breezes and intermittent shade. A short stint on Riverside and then straight down Mission. Lots of red lights but shorter and more direct. But I understand the circuitous route. You want to “show the flag” as much as you can in town.

Photography by my wife.

I studied the responses in the public. It was mostly “OMG!” and laughter with a lot of horn honking. A few times at stoplights people asked us what the ride was for. I remember a woman with a couple of young children on the LA Bike path laughing and saying, “Wait until you tell Daddy what you saw today!”

WNBR LA 2017

We ended up on all the local news stations. No negativity there.

Spectators getting into the spirit

I don’t consider amusement to be a negative reaction. Certainly not horn honks, shouts of encouragement, thumbs up as people passed by, nor spectators videoing on their ubiquitous smartphones.

What I didn’t see was anyone vocally and obviously unhappy. Nor did I see anyone trying to cover their children’s eyes or distract them away. Now, it could well be that people who were displeased simply turned away or ignored it without a visible reaction.

CBSLA coverage of the ride. I am not happy they chose “lewd” as one of their keywords. Nothing lewd about it.

My first ride, years ago, had a couple of hecklers and IIRC the very first LA Naked Bike Ride had an assault. (The first WNBR in Ojai was also the last due to angry negative reactions from the onlookers.) It isn’t always peaches and cream. Not all localities allow complete nudity and some rides call for hardy demonstrators up for an adventure. LA has become easy. The slow change over time towards acceptance is a sign of progress.

The very tail end of the peloton and I am the very last nude rider

About half-past 5pm we finished up. 13 miles in 3.5 hours, including that stop at the cafe. Some of the fair-skinned riders were red from sunburn. (Summer solstice is probably the worst day of the year for that.) That’s a good argument for sunscreen but not for clothing.

But LA is not the only Naked Bike Ride out there. San Francisco has a Solstice Festival that is followed by a Naked bike Ride.

Star Trek - The Naked Generation
The crew of the Enterprise (Or is it Voyager?) waits for the WNBR – SF to begin. They will never know sunburn.

The Portland ride is huge with ten thousand participants. I feel naked cycling envy.

Other major cities across the US host their own. Like this ride in the Windy City.

The WNBR really is a worldwide event. This is a video from the WNBR Mexico City.

And of course, there were London and several other British communities.

As well as several other cities in Europe, Latin America, and the land down under. Not a lot of this in authoritarian regimes. Like I said above, freedom is revolutionary.

Whether we accomplish anything about getting off fossil fuels or manage to wake up people to the need to share the roads with bicycles is open to interpretation. From my POV, every time something like this happens, the door to body freedom and acceptance gets pried open just a tiny bit more. It is my hope that someday, probably beyond my life’s horizon, nudity will just be another fashion option and considered neither illegal nor perverse nor ridiculous.

In the meantime, it is a helluva lot of fun. 🙂


Due to the coronavirus outbreak, the 2021 WNBR-LA was suspended. The 2022 ride is scheduled for June 25. I hope it is not excessively hot. I’ll be there.

Apparently, the answer is yes. I think even then many drivers would miss you.


  1. BiblioNyan

    I never learned how to ride a bike, so the first thought that comes to my mind is: would it be comfortable riding naked? Aside from that, I think it’s a cool event for the community. There were so many people too!

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    1. Fred (Au Naturel)

      I never learned how to ride a bike, so the first thought that comes to my mind is: would it be comfortable riding naked? Aside from that, I think it’s a cool event for the community. There were so many people too!

      Around 500 riders. As a guy, I have dangly bits to think about but find it just as comfortable as riding clothed. I ride a cruiser bike for comfort. It has a broad seat and a gel cover on top of that but that’s for my ischial tuberosities, my “sit down bones”. Not as much muscle or padding down there as there used to be. I was concerned about being out of shape but we spent as much time waiting at traffic lights as we did moving.

      I personally wished I never needed to get dressed that day. It is a liberating feeling.

      Besides the event is “bare as you dare”. Nudity not essential. If you think you might need support it would be silly not to wear it.

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      1. BiblioNyan

        I saw in some of the photos that some of the participants had underwear on, which I assumed was probably for the support. Last year, I tried sitting on a bike (my friend wanted to teach me, but I’m such a chicken about running into something), and the seat was very hard and uncomfortable. The shape was weird too. I never knew there were gel covers for the top! That could make it easier to be comfortable.

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      2. Fred (Au Naturel)

        Gel-Tech makes gel filled seats and seat covers. Wife and I both use one.

        As far as support… Some people want a layer of fabric between their bottom and the synthetic seat cover. I find I don’t need it and the nudity is important enough to me I’d just get a fabric seat cover if I did.

        Probably half the riders are not nudies. The theme is bare as you dare. Some people are more daring than others. And that is perfectly ok. It’s not about trying to get people naked, it is about allowing people to be “free to be me”. Huge difference.

        You’re going to love my OWLS post.

        The difference between a man’s seat and a woman’s seat is kind of a big deal. Our hips are not designed the same and men have some plumbing issues that women don’t. There is also a huge difference between a bike designed to cruise around lazily and a bike designed for efficiency. I need a cruiser design these days. The forward leaning position isn’t comfortable anymore. Wife and I both ride Townie Electras. She has the 21 speed and I have the 7 speed.

        FYI, I have added a few more pictures. Put them in when I was asked to submit something to Jon Spencer Reviews. Said to submit something I really enjoyed doing.

        In any event, head on down to a bicycle shop and I bet someone will teach you to ride. No judgments made. Cycling is a great low impact form of exercise and you don’t have to be nude to enjoy it.

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      3. BiblioNyan

        Thanks! I’ll have to ask more about it when I visit the bike shop. My goal is to learn how to ride one sometime this year and I know nothing about them. But this will help!

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  2. Warren H.

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